calidreaming
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Osaka, Japan
Stranger danger!
Today, as I got off the bus, I saw a girl counting her change making sure she had enough for the ride. Since it was my last stop for the day, I offered my day pass to her. She replied, "Get away, freak." FML
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emba_fml 13
there is a huge lack of manners in society /:
CrassKal 27
That's when you slap her hand and knock the change out.
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Calyx_fml 22
Multipass!
THE_A_TEEN 28
I don't think you should question the FML Gods, Baustigt. Any sense of curiousity about how the Gods do their work on the mortals of FML will get you banished from the land. DO YOU WANT THAT?
hermitknut 22
...and now I need to watch The Fifth Element again. Multipass!
Redoxx_fml 22
This is impossible, I am Korben Dallas
cliffibom 15
You gave yourself away! Perish!
Calyx_fml 22
MEMO: All those who have not seen The 5th Element must turn in your Dorky Obscure Reference Kard (D.O.R.K.) to the Galactic Egghead Evaluation Konsortium (G.E.E.K.) immediately.
Drigr 9
" Leeloominaï Lekatariba Lamina-Tchaï Ekbat De Sebat" im gonna call you leeloo
Eiregal2 10
Fifth element is the one with Bruce Willis as the flying cab driver right?
LoganBurrito 6
Baustigt, the Mods are obviously unaware that the cake is a lie. We're all just a bunch of metaphorical Chell's running through the compounds of Aperture Science, chasing this unobtainable cake promised to us by a malfunctioning super-intelligent AI.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
If OP is a freak, then what does that make her..
chabooty27 7
I still don't get what a multipass is
MitChell127 5
115- I know what that's like.
emba_fml 13
there is a huge lack of manners in society /:
thejewishfuhrer 17
Run along now boy. She don't need no help from the likes of you.
doctorhook86 25
2 - Considering this FML came from Osaka, you'll have to lodge a complaint with a different society.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Considering Japan has a more respectful society, I think she's the one with the lack of manners.
starbucksguy 16
"Don't you recognise me? I'm the guy from the bushes!"
ibenj 1
This is why society is messed up!
ucoolgirl31 20
38 starbucksguy - great shirt!! :)
AwkwardPartyBear 24
At least op has manners. It inspires me to not lose hope in this generation.
xLIGHTS_fml 23
Yeah not a lot of people are nice now-a-days. :/ Just shows how our society can be messed up at times.
airforce987 20
What a bitch.
uJelly24 1
So some random girl calls you a freak,who gives a shit about her?
airforce987 20
I don't. Just saying shes a bitch.
khaayotic 16
Then karma will strike. Today, I was counting my change for bus fare when a guy offered me his day pass. I called him a freak and he walked away. In the end, I didn't have enough change and had to walk home. FML.
txgirl09 5
Please let this FML show up so we go completely nuts jumping over one another to smack the bitch down.
Briiyahh 7
I swear I would have done the same but worse....
downtime 13
121, Yes in fantasy land that would be awesome. Life doesn't work like that, she probably had the change and her day was completely unaffected by this incident. Karma is for suckers.
Miss_Chevious 37
took the words right out of my mouth
CrassKal 27
That's when you slap her hand and knock the change out.
ss_20_xx 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Haha you're rough.
Keevarou 17
The best option would just to leave her alone, of you smack the money out of her hand, no telling what she would say or do
yozakura06 2
You should of slapped her and taken her change lol
RussianFox 13
57-I agree with the slapping her but taking the change just makes OP a thief.
WeAreAHurricane 14
And slapping her makes op a good person?
ladyLALAA 29
119, everyone knows two wrongs make a right!
rachie2455 4
People are so rude now days they need to learn some manners. That was really nice of you though.
PuffDaddy395 3
Mmhmm(; And then what happened?(; Are you a SUPER freak?
SliceOfCake 9
the hell?
brunogtz 4
i imagined this in a really creepy voice
GoDieRetard 0
Super freaky!!
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
What's with all the winky faces?
curlyfry33 8
Lolz your profile actually says you like "long walks on the beach"
Enforcer 7
Who doesn't want a free bus ride?
TwiztedYuri 9
some girls can't handle thing that big
SliceOfCake 9
67 - was that a sexual innuendo or am I just a dirty-minded cake?
Fml_FTW228 10
Enforcer- Apparently... HER!!!
Axipiter 24
Who wants a free mustache ride?
cassiebear7652 7
Bitches be trippin
zander4310 5
Apparently op
tnt227 4
I can't think of any explanation other than she's probably so full of herself she didn't think you were genuinely a nice person but trying to come onto her. Most people would've gladly accepted.
downtime 13
Since when does having a bad day make you snap when someone tries to do something nice?
cliffibom 15
What a weird girl
cayytee 0
says the guy with a cup penis.
cliffibom 15
I didnt say that i wasnt weird :))
may651 14
These comments made me laugh harder than the fml. :) lol
The_Hitdude 12
Let the bitch walk then.
SliceOfCake 9
OP should get back on the bus and throw change at her while she walks on the sidewalk in shame.
Phr0zen 11
That only makes you even more rude and more freaky!