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Today, as I got off the bus, I saw a girl counting her change making sure she had enough for the ride. Since it was my last stop for the day, I offered my day pass to her. She replied, "Get away, freak." FML


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On 05/09/2012 at 10:40am - misc - by calidreaming - Japan (Osaka)

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there is a huge lack of manners in society /:

#2 - On 05/09/2012 at 12:39pm by emba

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That's when you slap her hand and knock the change out.

#4 - On 05/09/2012 at 12:39pm by CrassKal

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