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Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML


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On 03/20/2012 at 5:47am - misc - by treehugger - Singapore

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Are you still unharmed?

#1 - On 03/20/2012 at 11:12am by zm0nster

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I'm sorry but no party is worth me climbing out a second story window. I rather not have a life than have a broken neck.

#3 - On 03/20/2012 at 11:13am by missanderson813

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