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Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24237) - you deserved it (2720)

On 10/28/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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At least she won't be able to turn around and say that she has other plans on the day?

#1 - On 10/28/2011 at 6:14am by sleepindevil

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"Hmm, Christmas I'll be in Mexico. Hmm when's your birthday again? I'll be busy then too. The only time I can pencil you in would be April fools day. Would that work?"

#14 - On 10/28/2011 at 6:24am by Buttsexpirate

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