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Today, I found my truck broken into. Whoever broke in ripped my dash apart, and the stupid idiot couldn't get the radio out. So now I have a trashed truck interior, and the moron has nothing to show for it. He did leave behind his Subway wrapper though. FML

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On 08/23/2011 at 2:42am - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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He ate in your car....thats a little weird

Maybe he was like "Well I can't get the radio out but I might as well eat while I'm here..."

#5 - On 08/23/2011 at 5:46am by manic_maniac11

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If you first decide to steal, you are automatically a moron anyway...

#4 - On 08/23/2011 at 5:44am by happyhak

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