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Today, my serious boyfriend was talking about how he wants to get engaged and married. I was really happy until he said he's excited mainly for the tax benefits. FML

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On 04/30/2009 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (District of Columbia)

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EVERYONE likes tax benefits, I´m sure he was just joking if he is serious boyfriend

#8 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:15pm by katiekatie

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i hate when comments get moderated. i get way more annoyed by moderated comments than i do by comments that are obnoxious/offensive/inappropriate (or break some other rule they moderate comments for). Who cares? I think we can handle it.

But to the OP... the tax benefits are the the only reason i would get married. you can love each other, live together, make a lifetime commitment, have kids etc. without actually getting married.

#14 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:35pm by kk

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