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Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML


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On 12/28/2010 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

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When I read these types of FML's, I really wonder why some people find it so hard to hold in a fart. Is your ass that loose that when you shift you let out a gust of wind?

#4 - On 12/28/2010 at 1:00pm by Ninjafriends

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LOL! You should had looked around to see who did it. Lol..

#3 - On 12/28/2010 at 12:59pm by ilovelife_01

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