Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I was trying to sleep when I saw a head looming from the darkness with no eyes and a mouth open like a silent scream. I just froze and pissed myself. It was my daughter wanting to cuddle with us. Alas, the bed was wet, so she got put back in her bed, while we had to share the sofa downstairs. FML
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
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1800getalife 0
you gf is the man of the house...
boatkicker 5
It's impossible to pee yourself when you're startled? Completely not. You know how when people are startled they often involuntarily flinch? Well now consider that you have a rather full bladder, but are waiting for a better time to get up. Involuntary muscle twitch of the wrong muscles, makes it entirely possible to wet yourself.
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Comments (154)
joshua7 0
haha that really sucks.
lolpwntdumass 0
girls peeing themselves is sexy
lolpwntdumass 0
oops lol didn't read it properly
lolpwntdumass 0
oops lol didn't read it properly. not sexy at all just desgusting.
Shystai 0
Hurr your probably a girl op. Lezzy
Freeze_fml 17
Are you slow? OP is a man.
TrekkieGirl 0
There aren't very many horror movies worth screaming over, let alone peeing yourself over. WTH were you watching? I feel sorry for you OP, this scenario just shouldn't have happened....lol!
TONYMFSTARK 0
agreed. of all the horror movies i've ever seen, which is a lot, I've never seen one scary enough to enstill actual fear. op was probably just too lazy to get up and take a piss, and was spooked by his girlies scream at the wrong moment.
TONYMFSTARK 0
his girlie's, my bad
Shystai 0
Are you slow? I knew he was a boy. But he pissed himself you twit. It's called sarcasm.
zebra_pillow 0
your body is freaking hot lol
fr33convict 0
I wonder how many times he gets that. i would love to search google and see that pic on the first page.
Freeze_fml 17
Uh, no, that's not called sarcasm. That's called you being an idiot, assuming the OP was a lesbian girl and ignoring the male tag, and then trying to cover up your mistake by pretending you did it on purpose.
Shystai 0
Oh really? Grow up you twit. I knew he was a man. You obviously wanted to prove that he is a man because you like to start Internet fights. Grow up little 12 year old.
Shystai 0
How is it ongoogle when I took the picture 12/24/2009? Moron.
Lancerman7449 0
way to stay strong OP
Gumblebum100 0
I love watching scary horror movies and I LOVE the really scary parts. also I'm 11 and I've never ever peed myself while watching a scary movie.… lame …… but that would be HIGHLARIOUS to watch that happen to someone I mean forget the movie the peeing on on yourself would be the best part!!!!
bnizzle 0
Haha. This made me laugh. I'm with Shystai on this one.
Austino713 0
lol owned by fictiousious crap thats not true u got pwned u pussy!
PottentialFML 0
3/4 last posts by the gay insecure abs dude have contained the word twit. Expand your vocabulary.
the0scottster 0
99 = WIN
Freeze_fml 17
For a while I thought I was the only one noticing that.
ohSNAPyall 27
@Shystai: You just made the same point the OP made. Not clever.
YDousUcK 0
hahaha your a girl:-P
PottentialFML 0
he also calls everyone 13 year olds. <3 you freeze :)
Shystai 0
I laugh at you and freeze.. Completely makes my day that your both each others lovers. By the way, dictionaries do exist, look up twit.
Freeze_fml 17
I'm pretty sure this is the first time Potential has ever addressed me. Nice conclusion though, mister insecure.
PottentialFML 0
Yes shistai o adressed him once as we are friends now, which is possible with another guy without sucking his dick and feeling his abs. Yes I'm well aware of what twit means, perhaps you need a theosaurus for the word twit.
sir_bob 0
(me)8======D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ O: (you)
azhein 0
it doesn't matter if the movie was actually scary 40 it was most likely the surprise that made him pee himself
tannarox 0
twit: noun, an unintelligent person synonym: shystai
wantsomejewinu 0
That's so attractive.
1800getalife 0
you gf is the man of the house...
poofiex3 0
LMAOOO TRUEE !!!!!!!
AKPILOT 3
Maybe the man of the relationship too? D:
crystalxa 35
HAHAHA That's classic! So were you that scared or did she scare you so much from her scream that you peed yourself!?
bbyqrl123 0
& this is an FML because.....?
fdragon257 0
Cuz he pissed himself in front of his girlfriend, stupid. Duh
bbyqrl123 0
Okay... so?
ohSNAPyall 27
Maybe she doesn't appreciate his pissing on her couch.
softball1432 0
wow.. because he peed himself in front of his girlfriend by accident.. maybe that's normal where you come from.. but not here..
netherfiend 0
pussy...
azreal_13 0
agreed
Rota 0
Repost. And you're a huge blubbering ******.
shmikey 0
how wet of you
AntiChrist7 0
Don't watch horror if you can't control your blatter. YDI
afarr 0
blatter? dont you mean bladder?
wordgirl 0
What the hell's a blatter? *giggles*
ohSNAPyall 27
What the hell are you blathering about?
marshmallowmouse 0
XD
aleelee296 0
Don't you mean: "What are you bladdering about?" LOL, that was a really bad attempt. XD
realsiq 0
FML sucks now. all of these are retarded
likeomgwhat 0
clear your bladder b4 a date next time