Love: Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask the girl I like out.... - FML

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By thatoneguy500 - 26/04/2016 16:31 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask the girl I like out. Turns out she just decided she was a lesbian.FML

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Maxwellminpin 19

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:26

How do you know she "just suddenly" became a lesbian? OP, we need a follow up to understand the whole situation.

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Maxwellminpin 19

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:26

How do you know she "just suddenly" became a lesbian? OP, we need a follow up to understand the whole situation.

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