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Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38947) - you deserved it (6911)

On 01/15/2013 at 1:57pm - love - by Bella (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Still a better love story than Twil....oh wait

#2 - On 01/15/2013 at 4:29pm by Awesomeelliot

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Twilight is such a terrible movie. Truly. FYL OP for having to endure that in real life.

#1 - On 01/15/2013 at 4:28pm by theninja1800

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