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Today, I came home from the minimum-wage job I suffer through to support my now ex-boyfriend's ailing music career. It seems his time management skills suck almost as badly as his music, because I found him in my bedroom, licking whipped cream off my step-sister. FML


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On 05/05/2012 at 12:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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well at least jo can have all the money from your minimum wage job for yourself now.

#1 - On 05/05/2012 at 7:06pm by yoursucklives

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Yeah he can pretty much kiss any monetary support you gave him goodbye after that stunt. Maybe your stepsis can help him out. After all she had the money for the whipped cream..

#3 - On 05/05/2012 at 7:08pm by Mossadchick

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