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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Y'all need him!
Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML
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MwahFMLS 6
The power of Christ compels you!
123josie123 11
"He's watching every sinful act you commit with my daughter! "
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Comments (111)
alexh15 13
Wow. A little religious is she?
laden_swallow09 35
More like over"zealots"
marmlr339 14
That's just weird
crazyladydaisy 4
Haha, maybe she wants to scare him away.
kreepers 6
Exorcism of the boyfriend
hilary56 0
She's just spreading the love..in her stalkerish way
A100893 30
I'm just wondering how the mother had the boyfriend's number...
Haha_no_123 11
Is he not in the same religion as her and she's trying to convert him into the religion she is?
MwahFMLS 6
The power of Christ compels you!
FMLandurstoo 9
Op may the lord be with your boyfriend. He'll need it.
heyred 11
#3 - Awesome The Exorcist reference!!
dayzz1 10
Lol idk y this comment was voted down. It made me laugh!
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Did anyone else read that in peter's voice?
MrsCunny 1
YES!!!
FurryRocks 10
11- and also with you. Amen
badactor009 0
Compels you to do what?
Turock27 7
Foul boyfriend!
123josie123 11
"He's watching every sinful act you commit with my daughter! "
rattusrattus 19
"And enjoying doing so!" Because what is the point of doing that if you don't enjoy it?
cubbi54 6
Hilarious!
Pentium_4 27
LOL-Jesus pics or the regular Jesus?
g_asia 4
Wtf?
Pentium_4 27
google it. not a fan of them...but they exist
bettyc4 26
Pentium_4!!! And OP she's helping him to rise again like Jesus did from the dead. It's so kind of your mother to try and improve your sex life
Pentium_4 27
sup?! i sent you a private message, i'm curious how you've died twice lol
PaigeySlade 7
She died because she is clueless and probably died of stupidness. I mean really...improving their sex life?? My gosh-.-'
cubbi54 6
She meant that she's helping his penis rise again, damn if you two couldn't catch that you're both obviously ******* stupid.
bettyc4 26
It was a joke dude and i died cuz one my father tried to drown me as a baby and two my heart stopped after pushing my brother out of the way of a speeding car and me getting hit instead. Idk how to answer private massages on here
bettyc4 26
And thanks number 34 at least someone here gets it. It's nice to meet someone who isn't a clueless troller
lucaluca_fml 2
I always wanted to try having sex with a corpse, are you still cold? Then let's get it on! No, seriously, i get it, you almost died. Glad you are still around and kudos for saving your brother. Hope you have a long and outstanding life. Enjoy every second !
bettyc4 26
Not almost. I did. Both times I was legally dead and brought back to life
dragonstrike94 8
DIE DOUBLE ZOMBIE DIE!
Pentium_4 27
you have to go to the actual site. and that's amazing!!
bettyc4 26
Ah I see I'm a phone app person
Pentium_4 27
i mostly use my android app but i occasionally go on my actual computer...because it's faster lol
YeaSo3 14
Wow maybe your mom sees something you dont
RussianFox 13
Or maybe OP's mom sees something that never was,is or will be there.
nonamericandolla 6
What the he'll is that sopped to mean...
nonamericandolla 6
What the he'll is that sopped to mean...
RussianFox 13
You know exactly what I meant by that.
swiwi 15
:D different ones? or the same one over and over
SarcasticUnicorn 9
He will never be the same. Ever.
yahoowizard 16
Jesus, after watching the acts between the boyfriend and girlfriend as forementioned?
PaigeySlade 7
...wtf?? O.o
Michael_92 20
Seriously why even bother to comment?
nonamericandolla 6
Ur response bores me!!
bettyc4 26
I agree with 37&57 ^^^^
kreepers 6
Creepy mommy or maybe just too religious? Either ways, you shouldn't have passed your bf's contact to your mom!