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Man or woman?

Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36521) - you deserved it (4758)

On 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Unluckiest Guy of the group (man) - United States (Georgia)

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Maybe you two can have cute little creature babies together

#2 - On 09/28/2011 at 6:10pm by ILoveTabz

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And thus you retreat to the internet. But it's okay, the internet is like a giant paper bag for your face!

#4 - On 09/28/2011 at 6:11pm by Cazi7

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