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Today, I went on a date with my new boyfriend. When the check came, he asked, "Do you accept food stamps?" When the waiter said no, he checked in his wallet and said, "Well all I have is five dollars." I ended up picking up the $20 tab. FML


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On 11/25/2010 at 3:36am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Oh shit, you payed for a tab, and an expensive one at that!

This begs for a chivalry/equality debate, no?

#1 - On 11/25/2010 at 6:08am by suppressed08

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I don't think ANY restaurant takes food stamps...if they did, the boys and I would be able to eat like kings more often!~

#19 - On 11/25/2010 at 6:27am by Mirorbo

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