Today, I went on a date with my new boyfriend. When the check came, he asked, "Do you accept food stamps?" When the waiter said no, he checked in his wallet and said, "Well all I have is five dollars." I ended up picking up the $20 tab. FML

by Anonymous / 11/25/2010 at 3:36am / United States (California) / Love

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • Oh shit, you payed for a tab, and an expensive one at that!

    This begs for a chivalry/equality debate, no?

    #1 - On 11/25/2010 at 6:08am by suppressed08

    See in context

  • I don't think ANY restaurant takes food stamps...if they did, the boys and I would be able to eat like kings more often!~

    #19 - On 11/25/2010 at 6:27am by Mirorbo

    See in context