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Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street and pick up some lettuce. He sighed and said, "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (45305) - you deserved it (7070)

On 04/27/2014 at 7:01pm - kids - by nh-Amazon - United States (Texas)

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Hahaha you raised a real go-getter there, didn't you?

#1 - On 04/28/2014 at 3:42am by EpicSquishii

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The future is here! Not sure if I'm referring to shopping or lazy generation.

#3 - On 04/28/2014 at 3:43am by Durantye

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