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Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML


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On 04/11/2012 at 1:04am - kids - by vanessax (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Ouch! Children are honest like that. She doesn't mean it in a horrible way, just try it. Who knows?

#4 - On 04/11/2012 at 5:54am by DontForgetMe4

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Hahaha probably need to lose weight do it for her ;)

#1 - On 04/11/2012 at 5:51am by EmmaLois

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