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Today, my 8 year-old niece corrected my spelling via text message. FML
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eddyg94 11
how many times did you check this FML over so you didn't embarrass yourself? ;)
KeyboardWarrior 10
A fellow grammar nazi, brings a tear to my eye. *sniff* They grow up so fast!
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twifan1901 0
Lol she sounds funny :)
twifan1901 0
PS: first!
bigfatgoose 4
Next time you are changing her diaper or wiping her hiney, you should lubricate the rag with acid or blood from someone with aids. That will teach her.
zachherbert 10
Who wipes their eight year old niece's hiney? And why would you do that to your niece.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
44. WTF is wrong with you..
MetalxSoldier 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
The awkward moment when your generation is dumber than the one before yours and the one after yours
GothicAngel17 24
Like a boss.
shanemaximo 7
The Hitler youth, grammar-nazis! Police the world for improper use of conjunctions! Stop those who would seek to misspell words! Round them up and send them to a place where they can "concentrate" on their grammar! Join today!
wierdos_rule 0
Does she understand text talk? (u, da, r, dis, lolz....)
xStaciexLynnx 15
That's not text talk. It's lazy talk.
LolFMLnot 10
But I love text talk :(
scarletchamber 0
my Nazi
copy125 0
The real question is why does your 8 year old niece have a cell phone? Honestly, when I was 8, I had paper and pencil crayons lol
ihasbrains 10
69, how is that awkward again?
leftyy 0
whether this deserves a YDI or not entirely depends on how complicated the word is. in short - inconclusive.
starman02 12
Grammar nazis are NEVER funny
rum826 0
Kony 2012
ettubrute 0
She can ve borrowing her mothers phone. i used to.
sonrisapreciosa 6
Spell check!!!!
hotscar 3
1, the line goes, "second star on the right and straight in till morning."
twifan1901 0
182, That's what I wrote but it won't show it all *shrugs*
tessia12 0
Dumbass
eddyg94 11
how many times did you check this FML over so you didn't embarrass yourself? ;)
olpally 33
An 8 year old grammar nazi.. How ironic.. She will fit nicely within the fml community really soon.
deviable 9
One of us... One of us...
anencephalic 14
I suppose I'm just plain dumb, but I just don't see how that's ironic, 16.
olpally 33
There's grammar nazis' all over fml.. She corrected her mom's spelling like a grammar nazi would on here.. You are dumb.
DocBastard 40
There are* Grammar Nazis* Grammar Nazi* I'm not sure what ".. " means, though you used it twice. An ellipsis has 3 dots. You're right - those nasty Grammar Nazis seem to be out in full force today. Annoying, isn't it?
KeyboardWarrior 10
Actually 34 it was not her mom. It was her uncle. Round 2! Fight!
olpally 33
Ahh shit. Corrected by docbastard. Thumbs up for you sir.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
48. Highly annoying, some would say overbearing and others would say it's just a waste of space.
Andr913 13
19-We accept her, we accept her! One of us, one of us! Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
hawkeye912 0
56 more times than the doctor recommended amount.
idoam 8
110, Doc's comments are never a waste of time. Yours, on the other hand, we could do without.
blackheart24 10
Thank you, Doc. What would we do without your wisdom and badass sarcasm?!? You make FML a better place. I mean that in all sincerity.
drewfus2 6
HEIL GRAMMAR!
DomDomxoxo 16
It's crazy how young people can teach older!! Be proud of your niece!!!
Jaxx66 21
Maybe there is hope for the younger generation, and they will evolve from 'txt wrds' I think this niece of yours is a good start!
Bassist5798 0
56 - text words^
b0ngs 7
122- I believe 59 intended it to be 'txt wrds', because thats how most kids text
Bassist5798 0
i know I'm just being a grammer Nazi like everyone else right now lol
DomDomxoxo 16
So bassist did you find a job yet?
laden_swallow09 35
1) You're a poser. 2) None of us REAL Grammar Nazis corrected 59. 3) "txt wrds" was perfectly acceptable since it was in quote marks, therefore 59 was describing what is actually used in a conversation. Served.
PlasticSand 6
135, you spelled "grammar" incorrectly. Dafuq, broski?
KeyboardWarrior 10
A fellow grammar nazi, brings a tear to my eye. *sniff* They grow up so fast!
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
"this member has a private profile." Y U NO CHANGE?!?!!!
KeyboardWarrior 10
I tried, but I guess you have to use an actual computer to change it :l. I tried on the app, and the mobile site but it isn't working. Worry not, though, friend. I'll make my way to a computer soon enough!
yahoowizard 16
It's like Word's spell check, following you around
GothicAngel17 24
Try going on the desktop version from your iPod/iPhone or whatever device you're using. It should work then.
Draxanoth 15
This actually gives me hope for the future...
M0rt 0
It makes me somewhat happy with my generation
iTz_x_BurneddPs3 0
I did Nazi this coming...
DrMime 10
Anne frankly I'm surprised... If I could've seen this beforehand it would've Benito.
nightheat 5
It shouldn't compared to the idiots i go to school with
SignUpisntcool 3
He's 8 he shouldn't have a phone...Unless it was his moms or something.
eddyg94 11
'niece'..
KeyboardWarrior 10
I've never heard of a male niece. Pretty sure that doesn't even exist.
SignUpisntcool 3
Thanks for the correction."she"
Unlucky_Gun 0
Some 8 year olds do have phones, in case of an emergency when they're away from their parents
KeyboardWarrior 10
Oh oops. It kind of looks like I'm talking to 9. Kind of.
Jaxx66 21
6- Nephews are the male ones.
TOXICxANARCHIST 0
Welcome to the 21st century…
Whitesound 3
Probably divorced parents
potatoebee 0
Well I'm 12 and STILL dont have a phone, so neither should she, let alone be correcting you.
Sumo69 9
I don't care how old a grammar Nazi is I hate the all
Sumo69 9
Them all lol
SignUpisntcool 3
Sorry I accidentally thumbed you down..
goodfella925 0
I know right? I can spell, but i spell things on purpose sometimes to piss a grammar nazi off :P y'all can thumb me down, cause I don't give a ****:3
trollfaced 2
I love grammar nazis, they can correct your grammar better than your teacher
pslcdsl 9
Haters gonna hate~
laden_swallow09 35
Gee, I wonder why? *is. or is; *them
bugmenotmofo 34
*them. Sorry I couldn't resist.
epenter60 0
your life isn't necessarily "******"
DrMime 10
"Hey! Where's you're mommy? I want to talk talk to her!" "it's your". Sounds like she's better at trolling than you're.
eddyg94 11
I see what you did there.
flamerocker 9
I actually didn't notice the "you're" because I was too busy distracted by the "talk talk" you put in OP's sentence.
2oc 5
I didn't even notice the double talk but i noticed the you're. Interesting.
ChickenNuggets22 0
You are the most retarted person on this site...
b0ngs 7
98- retarded* Fail...
b0ngs 7
98- retarded* Fail...
Epsilonyx 15
Can't tell which is worse...the fact that an 8 year old has a phone and is texting, or that your spelling is that poor.
KeyboardWarrior 10
13 Eevr haerd of a tpyo?
funnynesh 10
30- I'm sure you know what you talking about…(by the way, a typo is when you accidentally spell a word wrong, what you did was obviously on purpose, not a typo.)
starman02 12
Funnynesh- way to be a killjoy jeeeebus!
stariee1997 16
139, what he did was obviously sarcasm, not a typo.