Well there's a little thing called evolution, and get this; it happens to technology too! I don't see what's wrong with an 8 year old having a phone anyway, "OH NO! She can now contact her friends instantly and play Angry Birds!"
My niece & nephews can correct my dumbass all they want...Little do they know that they're my retirement plan...20 years from now, when I'm farting in their Lay-Z-Boy recliners, eating all their chips & drinking all their beer, I'm sure they'll be thinking, "God, I'm such a dumbass for asking him to move in!"
Today, my dad came home drunk again with a hooker telling my brothers and I that she is going to be our mom and we should start calling her 'mommy'. Fml
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eddyg94 11
how many times did you check this FML over so you didn't embarrass yourself? ;)
KeyboardWarrior 10
A fellow grammar nazi, brings a tear to my eye. *sniff* They grow up so fast!
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YayFlameWarz 9
When I was 8 I had a coloring book, not a phone.
Prolux_fml 23
Well there's a little thing called evolution, and get this; it happens to technology too! I don't see what's wrong with an 8 year old having a phone anyway, "OH NO! She can now contact her friends instantly and play Angry Birds!"
Swiftly 0
Check yourself before you wreck yourself!!
goodfella925 0
Grammar nazis stating at a young age aha
Swiftly 0
*starting
bubo_fml 11
My niece & nephews can correct my dumbass all they want...Little do they know that they're my retirement plan...20 years from now, when I'm farting in their Lay-Z-Boy recliners, eating all their chips & drinking all their beer, I'm sure they'll be thinking, "God, I'm such a dumbass for asking him to move in!"
SydMadrid 0
I see a spelling bee champ in her future;)
stiansr 8
So what? She might be a very smart kid. You should be proud of her instead! :)
Gimboo 0
Sad...
inlove72 11
Today, my dad came home drunk again with a hooker telling my brothers and I that she is going to be our mom and we should start calling her 'mommy'. Fml
immaMonsta 8
Wow, you must feel smart.
inlove72 11
LAWL