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eddyg94 11
how many times did you check this FML over so you didn't embarrass yourself? ;)
KeyboardWarrior 10
A fellow grammar nazi, brings a tear to my eye. *sniff* They grow up so fast!
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CaliyCat 1
When I was eight, I had a box of crayons, not a phone.
mrlopez 13
Now the next question is: What did the OP misspell?
IndieApathy 21
Everybody loves a Grammar Nazi! But YDI for having worse spelling than an eight year old! :D
crapazoidburg 0
Your niece has a phone? And she's 8?!?!??!
doglover100 29
Why on Earth does an 8 year old have a phone?
Count_Coolness 26
That speling is difficult! ( this is a joke)
ThuNDeY 23
When I was 8, I had outside...
FaguIous 22
Grammar Nazis. They grow up so fast! :*)