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Today, I finally got my stubborn toddler to take an afternoon nap after an hour and a half of wrestling with her. Ten minutes later, a UPS package arrived at my door. The UPS man decided it would be a good idea to ring my doorbell repeatedly in rapid-fire sequence as he was walking away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27041) - you deserved it (2637)

On 02/02/2012 at 2:07am - kids - by Insomniac (woman) - United States

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UPS delivery men just want to watch the world burn I swear.

#2 - On 02/02/2012 at 6:08am by Buttsexpirate

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You should put up a sign at your door asking people not to knock so loud, or not to ring the doorbell.

#1 - On 02/02/2012 at 6:07am by Fangsnuzzles

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