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Step 1 - go to Spencer gifts.
Step 2 - buy a vibrator
Step 3 - go to the dollar store
Step 4 - get a gift bag with a blank card
Step 5 - write a witty message on the card about her leaving your electric toothbrush alone.
Step 6 - give the gift to your sister, in front of your parents, on Valentines day morning.

Why? Because, paybacks are hell and it's in the good nature of the whole sibling rivalry thing.

As for your original post.... yeah, that's pretty messed up stuff right there.

#6 - On 02/10/2009 at 7:00pm by FeelinPo

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go buy a new toothbrush
with replaceable heads.
brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason.
then put a new one on it.
then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary.

god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day.
incest via toothbrush.

#12 - On 02/10/2009 at 7:34pm by haleyashton

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