This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By anonymousy. - 30/04/2016 03:15 - Canada - Mackenzie

Today, I did the math, if I had gotten pregnant the last time my husband and I had sex, our child would be 4 months old. fml.
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xMaeLA 24

I kinda feel a little bad for this lady.. That's a long time to go without sex. :/

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Unlucky1232 20

someone explain the purpose of "Nearly FML" is there something i missed? Are they supposed to be terrible?

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Comments

warner69 8

oh my god....FML please remove these dumb "nearly FML" they are so bad....

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xMaeLA 24

I kinda feel a little bad for this lady.. That's a long time to go without sex. :/

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Unlucky1232 20

someone explain the purpose of "Nearly FML" is there something i missed? Are they supposed to be terrible?

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Sirin_fml 46

These are rejected submissions that a bunch of people voted "yes" for in the moderation section.

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TheRainbowNoob 11

well I'm glad you guys stopped them because some of these are worse than horse shit

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pancaklover 8

Why did you guys remove the "You deserve it" button from most FMLs?

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lazylahma 10

My vote is for you deserve it since fml took the option away Shouldn't of cheated on your husband

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chloekinz4 6

I think she just meant they haven't had sex for 13+ months

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URBeingLied2 23

That was an adorable interpretation of that FML.

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