Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend having sex with my twin sister.... - FML

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By that guy - 29/04/2016 22:14 - United States - Dublin

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend having sex with my twin sister. I have been on birth control for months. She is now pregnant.

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