Intimacy: Today, I've always been told I look just like my dad. The only...

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By Battlebarney - 26/04/2016 10:59 - United States - Washington

Today, I've always been told I look just like my dad. The only difference between me and him is our eye color, but that certainly didn't stop my drunk mom from trying to seduce me.FML

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Brindilles 14

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:13

Bad touch, mommy.

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Brindilles 14

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:13

Bad touch, mommy.

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