Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML
Bishop423 tells us more.
OP here. Yes it was the same guy both times. The reason why I didn't call the police is because he didn't actually expose himself. He clearly knew that he was doing something wrong because he checked to see if we were watching. I asked two different managers what to do, and both failed to provide a satisfactory answer so I was left to my own devices. The first time I caught him I told him he wasn't allowed to do that. The second time I actually closed the browser and told him that this was the last time this was gonna happen.
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MissBehavin77 18
Do the same thing as you would to anyone else, just explain that he can't do that and it's not allowed.
jables38 11
Don't be a **** block. He'll leave when he's done
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Comments (135)
Miss_Chevious 37
Life is filled with strange experiences, but this goes beyond crazy
jables38 11
Don't be a **** block. He'll leave when he's done
Sandsh8rk 36
This classifies as public indecency - OP should have told the dude to leave, and called the cops if he refused.
jadenjacksonm 14
Okay but who would've cleaned up after, actually, who cleaned up before?
IndieCowboy 15
Don't you mea
thatonetribute 31
What the heck? Nobody wants to see that, and OP definitely does not want to have to clean up the area after. It's sick. I know plenty of wonderful people with Downs, and it is absolutely no excuse to act like a complete savage.
willyjac 17
You my friend, hold the record for my favorite fml comment, well done ???
gracehi 33
Pretty sure 2 was joking, guys.
jozhe 21
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Just offer him a hand.
MissBehavin77 18
Do the same thing as you would to anyone else, just explain that he can't do that and it's not allowed.
klutz44 28
I would have called the police and let them handle it. My brother has Down syndrome, he would never do something like this. When it comes to breaking the law, people with disabilities should be held to the same standard as everyone else.
Sansa_fml 38
Yes, just tell him. My brother has down syndrome too, and we needed to tell him that these kind of things aren't allowed, and he gets it now. They just need to hear what they can and can't do.
gracehi 33
Yeah I can't say I know much about down syndrome, but with my limited experience I'm given to believe that they don't have much trouble understating social standards and propriety. I wonder if this man is just deliberately being a nuisance for his personal entertainment, knowing that many people would be reluctant to confront him due to his apparent disability.
blackonblight 33
In the US? I'd be afraid the cops would kill an individual with such a severe impairment. Trying to locate his caretaker would be priority.
Tarlachia 33
Chances are, you're not the one that has to clean up afterwards.
Nubsche 18
just kick him out? its not that hard
oobergoober89 16
Nice pun
VonBlitzkrieg 27
"hate crime!"
TheKingKen 22
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If you can't beat them, join them.
Jared900DUmpling 30
But in this case I think that if OP joined in, he'd still be beating something.
MisterEx 28
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Whatever you do, OP. don't BEAT him DOWN. YEAHHHHHHH ... ?
nfedrichy 20
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Oh nooooooo. Hell no lol. You... Noo. yea..... NO!
HUGBUG 23
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Oh my god...
kletz 5
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Did his penis have Up's Syndrome?
nutella4life 14
clever