Today, I was feeling horny, so I told my boyfriend, who lives 30 minutes away, that "I really needed him". He replied, "Did you fall in the toilet again?" FML
by that girl / 04/08/2014 at 7:06pm / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy
Make sure your text complies with our rules
again??? how many times has this happened before?!
#4 - On 04/09/2014 at 1:19am by thee_most_dope
See in context
Be more specific next time
#1 - On 04/09/2014 at 1:18am by BadApple88
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