Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm / France / Intimacy

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  • Sounds like you just need more conditioning. Just keep practicing, work up your strength and endurance, and you'll be able to go on and on with your exercise routine! Good luck!

    *rereads FML*

    Wait, while masturb...oh, come on! Dude, no!!

    #21 - On 01/17/2011 at 5:51pm by DocBastard

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  • Wow.. does this mean you would do the same through intercourse too?
    Just imagine someone started to have an asthma attack while you're in them or they're in you..

    #7 - On 01/17/2011 at 5:14pm by iliketurdles

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