Today I confirmed all my orders for my boyfriends Christmas &birthday... - FML

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By "Freya Eschle-retallick" - 18/11/2017 00:22 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today I confirmed all my orders for my boyfriends Christmas &birthday presents were shipped (over £200) . I also found out he was cheating on me.FML

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