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By frostingwarrior - 28/04/2016 04:27 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, after many times of smoking a little bit of weed in my dorm room, my friend finally got caught. I now have to pay the $300 fine to the university as well as being escorted by the university security to the police station to be questioned where I received the "illegal drugs." FML.

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smallandroid 26

Thursday 28 April 2016 21:00

Wait, you let your friend smoke weed in your dorm room, but they don't live with you? That really doesn't seem like a worthwhile risk...

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smallandroid 26

Thursday 28 April 2016 21:00

Wait, you let your friend smoke weed in your dorm room, but they don't live with you? That really doesn't seem like a worthwhile risk...

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