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Today, I received the heels I'll be wearing at my best friend's wedding. The bride ordered them for us to match the dresses. They're six-inch platform heels. I have three broken toes and am still wearing a boot. The wedding is next weekend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22620) - you deserved it (1970)

On 09/18/2012 at 12:35am - health - by AnnieThrax (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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Hopefully, she's not a total Bridezilla and won't get mad at you for "stealing her attention".

#2 - On 09/18/2012 at 5:43am by FMLKitten

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Don't worry, the other women wearing the heels will feel like they have three broken toes once the night is over.

#6 - On 09/18/2012 at 5:48am by trqskq

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