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Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my injuries and back problems are the intensity of those after a car accident. I slipped on a grape. FML

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On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -

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watch those grapes, I nearly had my penis amputated because of one. true story

#1 - On 04/08/2011 at 9:59am by TheRealFamilyGuy

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oh my gawd that reminds me of that episode of spongebob where he slips on an ice cube

#20 - On 04/08/2011 at 10:30am by mrmerino

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