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Today, one my friends died. All my crying gave me a headache, so I asked my boyfriend to bring me some aspirin. My headache didn't go away. Instead, I got diarrhea because my boyfriend gave me laxatives instead of aspirin as a "joke" to cheer me up. FML


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On 12/09/2010 at 9:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Dump him after hiding laxatives in his food.

#1 - On 12/10/2010 at 3:03am by TheComputerGuy96

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Next time you blow him, bite on his balls and tell him you thought it'd be fun ;)
Or get him worked up to have sex, then tell him you wanna stop there because you think it'll be more fun.

Or some variation of revenge. Doesn't have to be sexual, my mind's just in that place right now.

#5 - On 12/10/2010 at 3:12am by dudeitsdanny

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