kjmsit This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Yummy

Today, I reached into my fridge to grab a strawberry soda. I noticed the can had started to leak from the top so I slurped up the spilt red liquid on the top of the can. I realized it wasn't soda, but blood from a defrosting steak on the shelf above it. FML

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neverland_fml 0

16 June 2009, 12:03

Oh man, nasty! That's why meat goes on the bottom. Hope you don't get sick.

redbluegreen 41

16 June 2009, 12:05

Are you vegetarian? That'd be even worse.

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starflake 3

16 June 2009, 12:42

FYL for drinking blood but YDI for not putting it on the bottom shelf! I still clicked FYL though.

Asporo 0

16 June 2009, 12:43

I clicked YDI the second I saw "leak from the top". Gravity does not work that way.

drewfus2 6

2 July 2011, 08:43

the pressure in the can forced it up. haven't you ever shaken up a soda?

Death_to_my_life 0

16 June 2009, 12:50

Yeah, um.... if it was a CAN of soda, it wouldn't leak in the first place unless it had been tampered with (opened) before hand... so next time, if you think "Say, my unopened CAN of soda is leaking! Nummy nums" and go to suck off the 'spill over'... Well, go ahead and don't XDD secondly... my dad defrosts steak all the time, and just lets the blood drip everywhere. I've gone through a similar situation......... not fun... not tasty...