pwib
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Napa, United States
Your future, our clutter
Today, a bunch of my friends have been accepted to various colleges while I've been denied by the past 5. To cheer me up, my mom drove me to McDonald's. While we were in the drive-thru, she asked them if they had any job openings. FML
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deviable 9
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
notsorandomguy 18
Hey, don't worry. Maybe you'll get burned by the oil from the chips and then have a life-changing enlightenment, which will push you to get into Harvard and become a billionaire. Then again... Maybe not.
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blahblahbleh00 2
theres always community college
iwadasn 33
I can't see how you don't deserve this. If all those colleges rejected you, you must have slacked off in high school or flunked the ACT or something. Your mom is just trying to salvage the situation as best she can.
bethanael 13
Should have studied...
THExistentialist 13
**** McDonald's, start off at a community college for something basic if you can't start big. I got my CMA in less than a year so now I have a good starter career in the medical field so ill have a great job when I DO go for a 4+ year degree, and be better off than everyone that started off at a 4 year college working at starbucks. you'll be okay OP!
janeyboo07 11
Make me a sammich?(:
xxmel 6
I think the real problem is that going to McDonald's was a way to cheer you up.
lucyinthesky420 10
I'm glad your mom's way of cheering you up is to buy you nasty fast food. Regardless, I hope you get the job. Would you like fries with that? ;)
KiddNYC1O 22
For herself, of course.
geassconan 1
You really should have focused in your studies more. Life gets back at you hard.
savagee133 13
how about community college? :) yeaahhh my teacher always says we're too young to jump into a 4 year university that we should explore life.