pwib
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Napa, United States
Your future, our clutter
Today, a bunch of my friends have been accepted to various colleges while I've been denied by the past 5. To cheer me up, my mom drove me to McDonald's. While we were in the drive-thru, she asked them if they had any job openings. FML
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deviable 9
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
notsorandomguy 18
Hey, don't worry. Maybe you'll get burned by the oil from the chips and then have a life-changing enlightenment, which will push you to get into Harvard and become a billionaire. Then again... Maybe not.
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ilikenumbers1234 0
Moms
florido_fml 10
Imma just add a comment because no one reads this far down.
cheesendouche 1
wrong ;)
astronobob 0
Can I supersize that fail for you?
havocmike 3
Its really not hard to get into college. I graduated with a bunch of morons.
zebralover23 14
Did they get you a job
wironandine 8
Average McDonald's crew manager makes about $11 an hour
illabye 0
Make an invention, who knows you might be the next Bill Gates.
LifeHasMoments 8
Haha maybe your mother is just kidding around; trying to cheer you up after the whole unaccepted thing?
ohmandapants 17
McDonald's is actually a pretty good thing to have on your resumé. If you can get a job there, take it. Also, do as the other posters say and go to community college. You can do both OP. Unless you were rejected from there too...in which case, you probably deserve it.
kahnforyourmom 2
I got rejected/deferred by a lot of schools too, but by the time April came around I gained some acceptances just be patient. Besides you could always go to community college for a year or two if it doesn't work out now.