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Is always the things that you love, the ones that hurt you the most

"What? I thought they were bustin' you out last week!" "They were, but they delivered my razor-filled pizza to the wrong person."

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Mamma Mia!

Gingivitis much?

Is always the things that you love, the ones that hurt you the most

So...thin crust?

"What? I thought they were bustin' you out last week!" "They were, but they delivered my razor-filled pizza to the wrong person."

I've managed to cut the roof of my mouth on a piece of chocolate cake before, I feel your pain (both the physical injury and the emotional betrayal)

At least you got cut while being happy.

Was it New Haven style pizza? I find those crusts tend to be extra crispy and pokey.

op maybe you should brush your teeth? Unless it was a hard jab then FML

Suddenly, "cut your teeth" becomes a quite literal expression.