Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML
Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
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Top comments
egc573 40
Well, your dad certainly can't deny that your boyfriend has impeccable timing.
kaengelangeleyes 9
Please don't waste your life on a loser.
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Comments (136)
kellehbeans 9
Haha, it is Reading! I come from Reading too, and it's not hard to see people running from the police on a daily basis. However, I'm sorry to hear that it was your boyfriend!
zandalee 20
Sucks how we girls always seem to like the bad boys...
Michael_92 20
Funny how 9 times outta 10 them so called "bad boys" are just stupid immature kids.
metaphoristic 8
Well they are called bad "boys", not men
Roflsauruz 12
BA-DUM-TSSSSS!
igive 29
her Dad wins this round.....sort of.
rcgirl2 11
Why would you want to be with a guy who hangs with the wrong people and gets chased by the police? Maybe you should find someone else.
deedeee 9
Father knows best...
prettyinpink03 11
If you have to convince anyone (especially a parent) your boy/girlfriend is a good influence to you then they simply aren't. Also, I hope you listen to your dad. He's clearly right about this one.
xleanne_aLly 23
Nope
taylorandrew 0
You'll get over it xD he's being arrested he'll find a man in jail..
babe7260 30
Timing...... It's everything!!!!
NeedSomeLogic 7
If he is running from the cops then i agree with your dad on this one.
blink_kid 32
Dads never approve of any boy dating their daughter... No one is ever good enough for their little girl ;p