Kids, Weird, Relatable and Awkward: Words is hard

Words is hard

By kate - 26/10/2021 02:00

Today, my seven year-old daughter called me a weirdo. When I yelled and grounded her, she cried and said she thought “weirdo” was a compliment. FML

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Sdog 6

Tuesday 26 October 2021 2:48

Why on earth would you ground a seven year old for that?

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IHaveThePower 16

Monday 21 August 2023 6:54

She's SEVEN. You could punt her like a football. And you took her insult personally? Jesus, you don't deserve kids.

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