Will you…

By Anonymous - 16/06/2026 15:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years got down on one knee with the most beautiful ring box I’d ever seen. My heart raced and my eyes immediately filled with tears in anticipation! When he finally opened it, a fucking spider was inside! I nearly shat myself in terror while he laughed hysterically. FML
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DLBL 21

That's the end. Anyone who thinks it's funny to mislead someone, or scare someone, especially a lover, is an asshat and has to go. I hope you end this sick relationship.

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DLBL 21

That's the end. Anyone who thinks it's funny to mislead someone, or scare someone, especially a lover, is an asshat and has to go. I hope you end this sick relationship.

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metroido 17

Why assume he put the spider there? Maybe he’s just laughing about the ridiculousness of the situation…

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JasonThorn 20

If your spouse or spouse-to-be laughs "hysterically" at your misfortune, then expect an entire marriage's worth of disrespect.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Ah, the elusive step between "tying the shoelaces" and "faking a kidnapping". You don't see this one often. But it's still stupid and immature. Walk away unless you're happy being demeaned and disrespected.

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