Today, I discovered that sitting in the back of your car from 8 to 9 p.m. talking with a friend in a park area is suspicious enough behavior to have cops called on you, then for backup to arrive. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML
Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML
Today, I decided I'd take a nap in my car because I got to work very early. As I was waking up from my nap, I saw a cop looking right at me. Turns out, a lady who'd parked her car right next to mine after I was asleep had called the cops on me because she thought I was dead. FML
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML
Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML
Today, the cops showed up at my work because people were fighting in the parking lot. This is a nightly occurrence. FML
Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
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youaresofucked 0
thats America for you ;/
lordmoe 0
and you've lived in America for how long now? that is normal for cops, if there isn't a problem bring backup and we'll make it a problem
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Comments (70)
cxal_fml 0
If there is another cop nearby, who isn't currently engaged, backup always arrives - even for routine traffic stops, like running a stop sign. Usually there isn't a cop near enough to make the effort, but in a city park at night, their will typically be more than one patrol passing by, and so it would be more surprising if backup didn't arrive
biggecko 4
That is sketchy
dized 0
You shud kno tht cops are fuccn crooked njoy locking people up
insomniac8400 13
well yeah...
Mjwnenrjs 17
Yayy I was #30,000 my life is complete :)
cwl727 33
It is suspicious especially sitting in the back.
writerchic85 26
Did they just check on you or were they nasty about it? A lot of times its in response to a complaint and they just need to check it out.
Klima_fml 29
Unfortunately this is the world we're living in, nothing goes unnoticed and everything is a crime! :(
sarahcroy20 12
Why in the world were you sitting in the back? That really would look suspicious.
randybryant799 21
Why were you sitting in the back seat of your own car???