Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
San Marcos, United States
What the…?
Today, I had a dream about marrying Hitler. I've had this same dream three times now. My subconscious is starting to scare me. FML
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MattTheSlovenian 10
Welli did nazi that coming!
tygerarmy 35
Wow, that would take me away from Mein Kampfort zone.
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BromineAddict 7
Maybe you are suicidal his last wife didn't last 24 hours, then again neither did he.
DontSaveMe 16
Wow.... I have weird dreams, too. Guess it's just the way our brains tell us stuff. If that's the case, I have one hell of a messed up brain!
beachbum_101 16
The fuuuuhh? O.o
TheBrochure 22
...rer.
KVKdragon 26
Maybe it's your past life wanting you to re-experience that moment 0_0
Summoner_T3L 15
Well that just isnt Reich OP but you know your subconcious is messed up if it happens nein times
ni0ve 9
are u involved with an asshole? afraid that ure a dictator? dreams are ridddles, and mot exactly what theey are
Soninuva 41
Your subconscious wants you to take being a grammar Nazi to the next level!
ShakeDisPlace 10
The subconscious can be quite confusing. Kind of like the FML I read yesterday about a guy who had a wet dream about Velveeta cheese!
Brock_Dudeson 11
You just wanted to be in a kampf-torble relationship having some to thats "mein"
SilencioIsTheKey 12
Funny, I dreamt something similar. I was a polar bear who sky dived from a hot air while being drugged with sleeping meds in my raw steak... I actually was pretty shaken up when I awoke. That's basically the only similarity.
edmunson 22
Strikingly similar!