What am I doing with my life?

By KasSmoke - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Justin

Today, I was flipping out because I couldn't find my wallet, and after several hours of cussing myself out, I went downstairs to make breakfast. I poured cereal into my bowl and my wallet flopped out with the Honey Nut Cheerios. I need to stop drinking. FML
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Just_A_Tree 20

Wow! Cereal has really stepped it's game up! That has to be the best prize to ever come out of a cereal box!

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daniboyett 2

Who eats cereal when they are drunk. I always resort to pot brownies

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sjonnie_fml 10

still not sure why these konda things are deemed "funny" but people addicted to meth are junkies? OP you are a junky too and need to deal with your problem

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squarecircles 13

Honey Nut Cheerios...it's a honey of an...Oh lord it's time to get on the wagon.

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Wadlaen 23

At least it seems like you found the solution to the problem pretty quick.

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