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Today, I went to pour myself a cup of coffee and noticed our kittens were playing in the living room. Transfixed by the cuteness, I didn't notice I started pouring hot coffee on my hand and foot. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Pussywhipped.

This is why I love and dispise my kittens. Kittens the epitome of evil, yet the are also the epitome of cute. Op go hug your kittens and give them a treat, since they are evil masterminds.

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Yeah..kitties will do that to ya :P

LOL!! ahw!! fyl op. sounds like something I would do.

so? I'm barissta and get steaming hot water, milk, and shots of espresso all over myself daily. goi.

Haha! I did something similar... I was drinking coffee and my friends told me to look straight at the sun so I did after I took a drink of my coffee... I spilled the coffee that was in my mouth all over my dress cuz the sun was awfully bright... Haha I will never forget that moment(:

Today, I was attempting to stabilize the deteriorating nuclear reactor in our plant and noticed our kittens were playing in the living room. Transfixed by the cuteness, I didn't notice I started pouring radioactive coolant on my hand and foot. FML