Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Trance
Today, I went to pour myself a cup of coffee and noticed our kittens were playing in the living room. Transfixed by the cuteness, I didn't notice I started pouring hot coffee on my hand and foot. FML
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FYLDeep 26
Pussywhipped.
I_iz_special 0
This is why I love and dispise my kittens. Kittens the epitome of evil, yet the are also the epitome of cute. Op go hug your kittens and give them a treat, since they are evil masterminds.
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jem12 0
wth? haha
jem12 0
wth? haha
perdix 31
And you suddenly learned that you are gay. Super-gay. If you were transfixed by hot women Jello wrestling, you'd still be one of us.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Good call. I didn't even notice OP was a dude.
polopony 0
How about some sympathy? I'll bet this made it difficult for OP and his male roommate to go antiqueing after they picked up the Pomeranians from the salon
Trollz4daLULZ 2
ya know polopony, I would think they'd skip the antiquing and go get OP a manicure and pedicure to prevent the coffee's staining his cuticles and ruining his nail polish.
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
You sound quite... stupid.
breenntt 0
omg, how the hell didn't yoou noticed thaat?? ;o
Cinn_fml 23
I think the OP means that he didn't notice he wasn't pouring coffee into the cup until it hit his hand and foot.
americuzz 8
Cats Are EVIL!!!!!!
MissGrinch 4
...No. >:)
americuzz 8
-42 yea they are!!!! that's why I love dogs:)
blondie105 0
agreed
Primus_fml 0
How did you not notice that? Wouldn't it burn?
NickCheeeez 5
ouch! Ydi!
robertdr 0
shouldve had an ice coffee
h2opoloplaya 0
and how does that make you feel