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Todd is fine, and you?

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the third person. Seriously. FML

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Rachel thought this was funny

Alan agrees with Rachel, and also just favorited this FML. Alan doesn't believe your life is ******.

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Comments (209)

Damnit, all the Jimmy jokes got taken.

awesomeness101 0

Jamie thinks that hilarious.

Thomas doesn't like this fml.

Rachel suggests you read another story then. (-;

i think 3rd person is cute personally

OP- Whoever did that is just hilarious...

lachlan thought this was made of win and thinks you should put out.

Alas Alan, another Alan already anticipated an attack against Alan.

OhgodNeinna 1

Neinna laughs, she loves third person. She thinks this is a win.

elisa_sanchez91 0

Elisa loves this FML! :D

marissa thinks this FML is hilarious and just added it to her favourites!!!! :L