Relatable, Awkward, First Dates and Love: Todd is fine, and you?

Todd is fine, and you?

By blind_date - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the third person. Seriously. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Sunday 13 September 2009 12:05

Rachel thought this was funny

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 13 September 2009 12:06

Alan agrees with Rachel, and also just favorited this FML. Alan doesn't believe your life is ******.

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epicfailuremeh 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 19:15

Claudia lol'd at this one. FYL. Claudia is guessing that you did not ask him on a second date.

sammehsaurus 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 3:22

I'm on Alan's team:)

aussie827 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 18:24

David thought this was funny

jagd 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 11:15

edd just shat himself laughing

trangsta 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 15:39

Hahahahahahaha

fml98kevin 4

Saturday 29 January 2011 7:24

Kevin finds this funny.

ItsJussAle 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 21:42

Ale Got Some Giqqles Outta This&&Thinks You're A Very Lucky Woman ;) Ale Wishes She Could Meet Someone Like That :D

missfamousstar11 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 3:14

Em thinks that she should try this from now on :D

iluvevil01 11

Monday 11 July 2011 6:30

lol my best friend talks in the 3rd person all the time. drives me crazy!

AvikC818 8

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:37

Why were you on a date with Elmo?

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