Relatable, Awkward, First Dates and Love: Todd is fine, and you?

Rissa speaks about herself in the 3rd person. It makes life interesting. And it means that you're just that epic that you can speak about yourself in the 3rd person.

1234gate 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 7:29

Too many Alan's lol I want Alan to win though, it's up to you to figure out which one ;)

anthony99 14

Friday 6 January 2012 18:10

Was it Bob Dole?

dopey4862 4

Sunday 8 July 2012 6:32

Was his name Simon?

courtjester86 8

Thursday 28 February 2013 22:48

It's like bob from the show Becker!

amadisdemitrius 5

Thursday 28 March 2013 23:16

Jimmy likes blind dates.

Missythemini 20

Saturday 31 January 2015 15:42

Hayden laughed at this fml. Hayden enjoys all of the third person comments.

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 2 June 2016 4:35

Allison thinks that this is amusing.

CastaP 12

Thursday 22 September 2016 9:46

CastaP is not amused by this display of arrogance!

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Here's another FML video from our friends at 10secondtraumas.com. Enjoy! Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tre...

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Today, after waiting two weeks for an email with my online textbook access code, it still hadn't arrived in time for my quiz tomorrow, so I ended up spending most of my money on the expensive physical copy. Not long after I got back home, the email finally arrived. FML

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Today, while at the drive-thru at Sonic, they told me they were out of mozzarella sticks. I shed actual tears. I’m not even pregnant. FML

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Today, it was my brother's birthday. I was short on money but got him a present anyway. After opening it, he looked at it and said, "I didn't really want this." FML

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Today, my mom told me how happy she is that I'm living with her. No wait, that was a month ago. Now she tells me it’s “bad timing” that I'm living with her while she potentially has a new boyfriend, because things like me demanding that people tidy up after themselves might upset him. FML

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Today, my boss declared total bankruptcy of the company and I lost my job. The good news is my coworkers and I all received McDonald's 10%-off coupons. They expired in 2003. FML

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Today, I decided to use fake tan, seeing as I am so pale. Everywhere I have been today, I have had children behind me. Singing the Oompa Loompa song. FML

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Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than 2 hours after, thanks to the 3 different friends that all called me about it. FML

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