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Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML

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That was painfully bad...

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Thanksgiving

Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.

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Dear God, most turkeys weight like twenty pounds. I'm impressed by the customer's strength. I also blame them for buying their turkey on Thanksgiving. Stupid customer.

Ah, Thanksgiving. That holiday makes people do some crazy shit.

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small or not, those suckers have cracked a ton of flooring at my store. hope your day looks up :)

hateevryone 15

smh......i hope your day gets better.

You should have thrown it back

Yay for last minute shopper crankiness.

Starting the black friday fights, and Christmas robberies already?

That sucks. They shouldn't be shopping for a turkey on thanksgiving day. Procrastination is bad ya know.

This is why you don't wait until Thanksgiving to buy a turkey! What did this person expect??

That's what she said lol

Well, get bigger turkeys. It IS Thanksgiving, after all

Idiots shouldn't do grocery shopping. Results can be very strange, including flying frozen turkeys.