Justforlolz
United States
Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML
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Keyman1212 14
Dear God, most turkeys weight like twenty pounds. I'm impressed by the customer's strength. I also blame them for buying their turkey on Thanksgiving. Stupid customer.
xlorawrz 9
Ah, Thanksgiving. That holiday makes people do some crazy shit.
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noola 0
How ungrateful.
SauceySarah 30
Turkeys can't fly! Okay, sorry. That must have hurt tho. FYL.
KiddNYC1O 22
Imagine he threw you a big one because you didn't have small ones. Lol.
chengy4191 7
Well atleast it was something edible and not something hard like 3 D batteries
kaykay20 0
A frozen turkey is hard and frozen ones are usually raw so not edible till cooked.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Wow, PETA is really ****** up. They're the Nazis of vegetarianism.
ohmandapants 17
What the hell! What a waste of food! Ungrateful bastards.
Enslaved 38
My family was looking for a specific size turkey too. The stores were out! We're having turducken. Dinner should be interesting. :O Turkeys over 13lbs really don't taste the same to me. Bigger ones are tougher. IMO
perdix 31
Couldn't you stuff a sparrow into the chicken, and then stuff a hummingbird inside that? If the turducken is a batshit crazy idea, this seems like a perfect way to two-up it.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
I guess he didn't like going Cold Turkey. ...Just saying. :/
ZXDriver 0
Nothing says "Happy Thanksgiving" like a frozen turkey upside the head.
rattusrattus 19
This customer needs to learn to pre-order your turkey. Simple. Also, who needs a 20lb turkey (based on former commenters)? My family has horror stories about the giant turkey my great aunt got from her employer every Christmas. The seven of us (its up to 11 this year though) get by on a few packs of turkey breast, some chicken breast and legs, stuffing, pigs in blankets, veggie pie and fine, fine roast potatoes... *drool*... everyone gets a bit of what they want. (I'm English, so we just do Christmas.)