Justforlolz
United States
Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML
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Keyman1212 14
Dear God, most turkeys weight like twenty pounds. I'm impressed by the customer's strength. I also blame them for buying their turkey on Thanksgiving. Stupid customer.
xlorawrz 9
Ah, Thanksgiving. That holiday makes people do some crazy shit.
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csand1969 0
That's what she said.
ScaughtieHolden 11
18, hundreds of people die from shark attacks every year.
hisbabygurl13 0
Lmfao(: Sorry tht sucks
blackheart24 10
176- In case you didn't get that, it was a joke... People don't actually die from turkeys being thrown at them. 18 was making a joke, I don't think he was basing his comment off actual facts.
blackheart24 10
176- In case you didn't get that, it was a joke... People don't actually die from turkeys being thrown at them. 18 was making a joke, I don't think he was basing his comment off actual facts.
bubo_fml 11
I hope you showed the customer a "bigger one" & offered to "slice her meat" with a "big chopper!" ("Fnarr Fnarr!" says Finbar Saunders!)
To_Die_For 7
Thanks giving nerves From her part I take it???? Tell her not to be soo slow next time I guess.
Wizardly01 6
That's what she said.
jurrac025 0
haha maybe you should have bigger turkeys... nah just kidding but that's just how some people are.
anne4704 0
See if they were bigger she couldn't throw it at you.