Justforlolz
United States
Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML
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Keyman1212 14
Dear God, most turkeys weight like twenty pounds. I'm impressed by the customer's strength. I also blame them for buying their turkey on Thanksgiving. Stupid customer.
xlorawrz 9
Ah, Thanksgiving. That holiday makes people do some crazy shit.
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alanmacabre 2
Slap them with a large frozen cut of brisket and tell them to try something new.
reaganomics 6
Consider it training, if you can dodge a frozen turkey you can dodge a ball !
Kiksters 0
Well that's what they get for buying one the day of Thanksgiving, procrastinators get on my effin nerves!!!
Justforlolz 14
18- I want to see that survey. Seems legit.
SirObvious 1
Good thing yall didn't have bigger ones or else you could have gotten a concussion:)
THE_A_TEEN 28
Sorry op, it's a PETA sponsored survey, apperantly they hate thanksgiving and faked a survey in hopes to rally against thanksgiving. Don't look at it...
sugarandspice33 0
Tell him that he should have bigger balls
perdix 31
Unless the customer was an Olympic shot putter, they are right. Any bird that can be thrown by a mere mortal is a pathetic excuse for a turkey.
KindaFunnyRight 8
You're lucky it was a small turkey so it probably didn't hurt too much
boo_bee_fur_me 2
It was probably frozen like most turkeys in stores so I'm guessing it was like a huge rock hitting op..
pie29302930 0
You really should have bigger ones.......